So last night, I got to see a movie on opening night for the first time ever. That movie was Gnomeo and Juliet. Obligatory SPOILER WARNING, but it’s a small one since I won’t reveal too much. You really should see it on your own.
Let me start off by saying that I absolutely hate the original Romeo and Juliet story written by Shakespeare. I think it’s absolutely stupid that a pair of 14(or was it 16?) year old kids, commit suicide because they can’t have the first person they ever had a crush on. This isn’t a story about love; it’s about the stupidity of children.
That little rant out of the way, I continue on about the movie. For those of you, who don’t know, it’s about a new rendition of Shakespeare’s Classic tale of two star-crossed lovers who are kept apart by their feuding families, portrayed by… gnomes. Rather than the Capulets and the Montagues, we have the red verses blue.
First and foremost, this movie was not as silly as I thought it would be, it’s a great deal more serious, but it is rather hilarious and much better than anticipated. It was a real treat.
Secondly, when they have a movie such as this, you often worry that the best scenes are in the commercials, and really there is a fair number, but not all of the gems are in the commercials alone, also you’re missing the context of the jokes, which make them much funnier.
Third, this one had a way better ending.
Now, from this point, I will add the mild spoiler warning, but really I won’t go too terribly into details, since I know some people prefer to be surprised, but still read reviews in order to be better informed about their choice.
We had been debating about seeing the movie in the beginning, but after several decent commercials I decided I really wanted to catch it in theaters, especially since it’d been awhile since we’d seen one in theaters and we’d been disappointed in ourselves from thinking a movie would be interesting and then waiting until video and wanting to smack ourselves because it would have been SO much better in theaters. I think it was definitely worth the money.
Now many people would go on and on about love it, hate it, and not really paint you a clear picture, so I’m going to do my best to present it to you plain and try to avoid jading. It’s a fun little family movie and though there are some off references, the whole movie is dedicated to Shakespeare’s play and they include many lines from it and even a guest appearance by the writer himself in the form of a statue. I love how they continuously pop in random quotes directly from the play, and not all the ones you’d automatically assume.
Really, my worst complaint is that the little “getting ready for our date” montage is vaguely annoying because it’s stylized and vague. I understand that they were trying to exaggerate the scenes and draw your attention to what they were doing, but the bland backgrounds, in a movie that is so brilliantly colored, is very off putting and distracting. I wish they’d improved these scenes better than they did. I have to say that often times Madam Frog (whatever her name was) gave me a bit of a headache. However, I can’t get over the terrible hilarity of the Elton John reference.
This is a movie that you would want to watch repeatedly in order to catch all of the details in the individual scenes. The scenes where they show the front of the house, and the scenes were the show the backyard, are going to be points in which I pause the movie (once it comes to DVD) and look at all the funny stuff. There is little in references and silly things like that you will want to catch and stuff you won’t notice the first time around, but it would definitely not be painful to catch a second showing.
I have to say that I LOVE the argument with Shakespeare “Everybody dies! It’s awesome!” “Your version stinks” “You don’t know art!” That’s not the actually conversation, but you get the picture. Another favorite part HAS to be the ultimate lawnmower bit, of which I can’t remember the exact name, but hey, you’ll go watch it to find out for yourself won’t you? By the way, I would TOTALLY own that Kitty Mower if I could.
Ok, now we get into the detailed, ignore this part if you want no spoilers, part.
We first see the human owners of the two yards, a pair of grumpy old people who have a blue and red home respectively and both have an endless yard full of silly yard fodder you often see with people who collect a lot of kitshy junk. Gnomeo is the Blue’s best gnome and he always pulls the best pranks and goes the extra mile. Tybalt is the Red’s meanest, gruffest gnome and always sets out to make the red’ life miserable. They both get into a race on the backs of lawn mowers to decide whose the best is, but Tybalt cheats and the blue’s mower is trashed. Blue seeks revenge, and he goes all stealth to vandalize the Red’s mower. Meanwhile, Juliet is out to prove she’s not “delicate” and goes after a prized flower in the garden across the alley. After a botched attempt, Gnomeo and his partner in crime have to flee from Red’s yard, and Gnomeo spots the gnome ninja (Juliet) across the way. After an adorable scene involving the flower, they fall into a lake and both disguises are revealed. Juliet is horrified and runs away, but she can’t bring herself to betray him to her father. There’s a hilarious scene with her friend the frog fountain. I don’t want to go into much more, because the movie is rather awesome and there are many things to watch out for. If you’re not interested by this point, you really won’t be much interested else wise.
It’s a great movie and it’s age appropriate for anyone. The only part that maybe a bit… risqué is the gnome in the “borat” bathsuit thong. I cannot figure out any other way I could explain this thing. However, if you’ve seen him in the previews and hope to see more of him, there really is only 2 major scenes with him in it and nothing more.
My opinion, go for the gnomes, stay for the Flamingo.